DOES A CHRISTIEBEAR
SH*T IN THE WOODS?
NOT IF YOU’RE STARING AT HER…
Four derpy animal houses to choose from
The Houses of Derpwarts are live!
The Houses of Derpwarts are live and available now! Show your house support with these satirical designs of your favorite magical school of derp!
Recent Products
Of the shiny variety
Plucked fresh from the giving tree of meats.
Just your normal everyday sausages!
Just your normal everyday sausages, plucked fresh from the giving tree of meats.
Recent Products
Of the sticky variety
